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bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

memedong:

when the hairdresser tries to make small talk

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vvant:

Let’s play a game called “Are you staring at me because I’m hot or ugly”

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

fuckmoxy:

d e a d

fun123joker:

you’d think this is a joke but like half of the fandom needs this

fun123joker:

you’d think this is a joke but like half of the fandom needs this

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

flapflaps:

Okay, I am confused.

Why am I being attacked for “forcing” Arin to put a trigger warning on the latest GG episode? Arin is a grown ass man who makes his own decisions. This had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with me. 

…guys….come on…

poesdaughter:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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"i know but idk"
me when i know but idk (via bageutte) ←

crowmunist:

In celebration of all the support and compassion I’ve been fortunate enough to receive on tumblr, I’m hosting a giveaway as a thank-you to my followers!  The winner may select one of the two options offered below:

  • Cosplay: One god tier cosplay, which includes hood, skirt/pants/shorts, and socks/tights (if applicable).  Fancy tiers and the classes of bard, mage, lord, and muse are excluded from this giveaway.  Cost of materials should not exceed $100 USD, but accessories like shoes, glasses, contacts, and horns are available if you’d like to swap an item out or if I overestimate my fabric budget/ thrift a sweet deal. 
  • Merch: $100 USD in total to spend at WhatPumpkin, Topatoco, an online store for circle lenses, a wig shop, or another general fandom/cosplay related retailer of your choice!  Funds can be allocated to sellers however you prefer, but the price ceiling cannot be exceeded.

Rules: You may reblog and like as many times as you wish, but giveaway blogs will be disregarded and you must be following me to win.  The giveaway ends September 1 and the winner will be selected at random and given 48 hours to respond before another winner is chosen.  Good luck, everyone!